Funny Trivias: Time to Laugh

Question: How do u CUT roads?
Answer: By LAUGHING, because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

Question:Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Answer: Because Luv (love) is blind!
Question: Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why?
Answer: Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!

Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai? socho ? ....... nahi pata..?
Answer: D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Question: Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? This is quite simple.. .....
Answer: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi

Question: A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ?
Answer: : So, Which Platform are you Working on ?

Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India?
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

Question: RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?
Answer: TAILOR
Question: SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Answer: Sita MEMORY hai

Once upon a time in an elephant school some loafer elephants were sitting on a wall. A sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer elephants say about her? 36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!

Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Answer: Adidas.

Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ??
Answer: Tendulkar is an opener

Question - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian Cricket Team"
Answer: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai ( my personal fav. takes me back to mid 90's, with the duo of Prasad & Srinath reckoning)

Question: Who is Joe?
Answer: "Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"

Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Answer: Dil Chhata Hai.......