Songs for professionals

When in college:
Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din.....

When giving interview to an organisation:
Tu hi re.. Too hi ree. tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....

Waiting for interview result:
Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki....aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki...

Just joined:
Too cheez bhadi hai mast mast.....

After some time:
Ye kahaan aagaye hum??

After some more time:
Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, mere jindagi kya ek kati Pathanghai (booohoooo)

Floating the resume:
kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli chitti...

Finally when you don't get a better offer any longer:
Jeena yehaan, marna yehaan iske siwa jaana kahaan...!!