Application Form for Indian Politicians

The following form need to be filled when a candidate need to cotest for the election.

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1. Name of Candidate : _______________________

2. Present Address
(i) Name of Jail : _______________________
(ii) Cell Number : _______________________

3. Political Party : _______________________
(List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological (Order)

4. Current Occupation: [ ]
A - Politician
B - Kidnapping
C - Goon
D - Scams
E - All of above

5. Sex: [ ]
A - Male
B - Female
C - Mayawati

6. Nationality: [ ]
A - Italian
B - Indian

7. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A - Defected
B - Expelled
C - Bought out
E - All of above

8. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A - To make money
B - To escape court trial
C - To grossly misuse power
D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue (if you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)

9. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years
D - 15 +years

10. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)


11. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Do not confuse with question 9)
A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years
D - 15+ years

12. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A - Why not
B - Of Course
C - Definitely
D - I deny it all
E - I see a foreign hand.

13. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A - 100-500 Crores
B - 500-1000 Crores
C - Overflow... (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)

14. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No

15. Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]

Thumb Impression of candidate (Not that of the person who filled the form)
[ _________]