What if Lalu Yadav Becomes PM of India

Just think for a moment what will happen if Lalu Prasad Yadav, becomes the Prime Minister of India? Don't get depression, just think the possibilities. Here are some of possibilities which I thought!

• Bhojpuri will be declared as National Language. The people who cannot speak Bhojpuri they need to speak there language (Hindi, Telugu, Tamil, gujarati, marathi etc) would speak in Bhojpuri accent.
  
• There will be 50% reservation for Yadavs 50% for Muslims and rest for other castes, in all government services.
  
  
  

• A hen will eat 40 KG of food every day. If you are not aware of this fact then checkout the Fodder Scam. As per this scam it was shown in the records that a hen will eat around 40Kg in a Day!
  
• AC will be installed on all the passenger trains originating from Bihar are going via Bihar. AC will be installed on roof, because that's the place where people travel most often.

Let me knwo what you think!