Something Funny

Q:- If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
A:- The days after marriage.
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Q:- During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse?
A:- He is given his last chance to run away.
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A guy to his GF :
I wrote your name on the sands.............it got washed away,
I wrote your name in air..........................it got blown away,
So i wrote your name in my heart.............i got a HEART ATTACK
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LOVE is like a CIGAR,
It starts with a fire.....
continues with smoke.....
and ends in ashes.....
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
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True love is like a pillow
You can hug when you are in trouble
You can cry on when you are in pain
You can embrace when you are happy
So when u need true love spend Rs.50/- Buy a pillow
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The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
It functions 24hrs 365 days.....
It functions right from the time you are born....
until you fall in love
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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
Now you do the math!
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History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : Sir, I am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir.
Teacher : You failure ! At ur age Bill Gates stood first in the class.
Student : Mind you, Sir, but @ your age Hitler commited suicide.
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