Meri Diary: July 2005

Here is Some Real Good Stuff. Check This Out!!!

Because Andhra Pradesh govt. made helmets compulsory so here is mine. This is so Khool!!! Send me an email at kittu__vankatesh_subramaiya_chiramppally@khoolhelmet.com, to get your's.

The best Horror Movie of year 2005. This movie was well appreciated at Hollywood, bollywood, Tollywood and at Lollywood.

Have problem with your dog? Here is new trainer in your city. He is gona train your dog. Here is sample of his training, he gave last week.

I don't know why people keep complaining about baby sitting. Its really very simple. Don't believe me. See for your self.

I am leaving this image for you to give appropriate title. Lets see your creativity!

Pregnant Ladies: Check This Out...

Big Question

Counting!

But I don't know if it is a cell phone or Landline?

You don't need to take baby to temple. He/she has already prayed enough!

Now I understand the reason why few ladies are crossing the due date!

Can you believe this, that it really happend. But it happened. This is the technology.

Attention All Drivers! Get your license immediately, here is the Application Form

DRIBHING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.

For instruksons, see bottom applikason :
1. Last name:
(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)

2. First name:
(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)

3. Age:
(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:
(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed
(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. How many your's : ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (dont leave blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:
(_) Ellow (_) Berownish- ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other
__________ Give egjhakt color
(Check karet box)

13..Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________
(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not
copy thumb impression also. Please probhiide your own thumb
impression.)

PLEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS .
Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use
your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb
on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.

BHI ARE BHERY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS !!!!!!!!

Some Funny Pics

When I told you, you dint believe me. So here is the proof...

I am a vegitarian but, if you bother me then....

Secret of downfall of the Enron

As titled: Modes Sunbathers

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Traffic Rules: Its never been easy to follow the traffic rules.

Most often we are being questioned by our boss (Project Manager at office and wife at home) that why we were so late. Probably they don't know enough about the traffic Signals. Just show them these. Hope it should help them to understand that these are the additional complication we go through while driving (apart from, changing CD, looking at latest model of BMW going in adjacent lane, and trying to peep in next lane car, to see if there is any beauty).

Are you sure you wana go to Wilburn? ok ok.. Now I am sure you Wil(l)Burn your ....