Songs for professionals

When in college:
Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din.....

When giving interview to an organisation:
Tu hi re.. Too hi ree. tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....

Waiting for interview result:
Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki....aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki...

Just joined:
Too cheez bhadi hai mast mast.....

After some time:
Ye kahaan aagaye hum??

After some more time:
Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, mere jindagi kya ek kati Pathanghai (booohoooo)

Floating the resume:
kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli chitti...

Finally when you don't get a better offer any longer:
Jeena yehaan, marna yehaan iske siwa jaana kahaan...!!

Funny Trivias: Time to Laugh

Question: How do u CUT roads?
Answer: By LAUGHING, because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

Question:Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Answer: Because Luv (love) is blind!
Question: Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why?
Answer: Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!

Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai? socho ? ....... nahi pata..?
Answer: D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Question: Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? This is quite simple.. .....
Answer: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi

Question: A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ?
Answer: : So, Which Platform are you Working on ?

Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India?
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

Question: RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?
Answer: TAILOR
Question: SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Answer: Sita MEMORY hai

Once upon a time in an elephant school some loafer elephants were sitting on a wall. A sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer elephants say about her? 36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!

Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Answer: Adidas.

Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ??
Answer: Tendulkar is an opener

Question - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian Cricket Team"
Answer: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai ( my personal fav. takes me back to mid 90's, with the duo of Prasad & Srinath reckoning)

Question: Who is Joe?
Answer: "Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"

Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Answer: Dil Chhata Hai.......

My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

Here is a beautiful poem sent to me by my wife.

Every night in my dreams

I see you, I feel you,

That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance

And spaces between us

You have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are

I believe that the heart does go on

Once more you open the door

And you're here in my heart

And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time

And last for a lifetime

And never let go till we're one
Love was when I loved you

One true time I hold to

In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are

I believe that the heart does go on

Once more you open the door

And you're here in my heart

And my heart will go on and on

You're here, there's nothing I fear,

And I know that my heart will go on

We'll stay forever this way

You are safe in my heart

And my heart will go on and on