Marriage Bashing

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
-Anonymous

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
-Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
-Scottish Proverb

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-Sam Kinison

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
-Anonymous

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
- H. L. Mencken

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
-H. L. Mencken

Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring
Wedding ring
Suffering
-Anonymous

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why?
-Anonymous

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
-Anonymous

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
-Anonymous

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
-Anonymous

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
-A Bankrupt

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
-Anonymous

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."
-Anonymous

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in!
-Anonymous